Dear Sir,
I'm trying to imagine the circumstances under which your 10-year-old received multiple ant bites on his penis. Enlighten me.
Thanks so much,
St. Murse
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11 years ago
Tales from a ICU nurse: medical, musical, whatever else strikes my fancy
Maybe he was wearing short-shorts with no undies while sitting on an anthill?
ReplyDeletepeeing on a tree covered in ants? i always look...
ReplyDelete-jlowe
you don't look if there are rattlers nearby.
ReplyDeletechew
In the interest of maintaining some level of anonymity for the hospital, I won't reveal where I work.
ReplyDeleteAnd as I've noted before, I alter some combination of the sex, age, name, and time of visit of the people I write about here. The essential elements are all true, but of course I protect the identities of the patients.
Further, however odd or unique these instances seem, to hear the other staff members tell it, nothing I've written is all that uncommon.