A couple weeks ago, I was in Skills class and our instructors were demonstrating sitting mobility-impaired patient up and moving them in and out of bed. One of my fellow students asked what you would do with very large patients. Short answer is get help from other staff. The longer answer involved bigger beds and a friend of mine misheard our instructor as saying "big boy beds".
I immediately thought of a great endorsement deal for one-half of Outkast. Big Boi Hospital Beds, "I like the way you move."
My friend laughed, other people just stared. I thought it was clever.