Maybe you'd like to practice diagnosing facial lesions? Limbs & Things has the perfect item.
Perhaps you need to improve your cut-down skills on something that will actually bleed, but won't sue?
My personal favorite, just for the sheer morbid humor of it, is the adorably-named Lumps & Bumps set "to be used in conjunction with the 'Strap-on' Breasts when performing breast examination." Cause breast lumps are so cute and totally fun.
The phone number for Limbs & Things? 866-GOLIMBS. Of course I've ordered the catalog.
Kyoto Kagaku has a amazing selection of models as well.
Love the creepy Whole Body Phantom.
Though, if you really want to scare the kids at Halloween, I recommend the Digital Rectal Examination simulator.
As expensive as these items are, I just know there's some perv out there who's tired of his Real Doll and is willing to drop a three thousand bucks for a Clinical Female Pelvic Trainer w/ Interchangeable Uteri.
Thanks. I greatly enjoyed your "kill 'em all" entry.
ReplyDeleteohmigawd! i hope i never get a rectal exam. i guess i probably won't have to worry about that since i don't have a prostate gland. and real dolls are creepy. but not as creepy as the whole body phantom! zikes!
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