Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Gay jokes on The Daily Show
Last night on The Daily Show during a segment on New Jersey's attempt to spruce up its image, new contributor Jason Jones interrupted Gov. Richard Codey saying, "So wait. You're not the gay governor? Okay. Umm, these are useless."
Jones was referring to a sheet of paper titled Funny Gay Jokes. I'm fairly certain that the camera shot of the paper was inserted just for freeze-frame fans. Especially since they had to blur a word in the third one. The jokes:
1. Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid.
He said to the other man What did I tell you about farting in the shower?
2. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges? They kept trying each other.
3. How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on the his curtains.
4. Why did the Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
5. Why do so many gays have moustaches?
To hide the stretchmarks.
There was a sixth, but it was cut off from view. The jokes seem like they came right out of an "offensive" joke book popular in the '80s. Especially the fifth one. Moustaches as a stereotypical gay thing went out with pink polo shirts, though they made be making a comeback (really not safe for work). A quick Google search confirms that these jokes have been bouncing around the internets for awhile. Numbers 3, 4, and 5 are almost always together in that order. Is it just me or is the premise of #5 just weird? According to the joke, gay men have substantially thicker dicks than the general population. Huh?
Tags: The Daily Show, gay jokes, pink moustache